1. Who would most likely get out of a speeding ticket?
a. Shakespeare – Cut us do we not bleed, give me a citation do I not cry?
b. Ben Kenobi – This isn’t the speeding Miata you’re looking for.
c. Hermione Granger – Expecto Patronum!
2. In each of these pairings, which person would win in a duel?
a. Captain Kirk versus Scarlet O’Hara – Well, I do declare!
b. An oompa loompa versus Tiny Tim – My whooping cough (ehuh, ehuh).
c. Ernest Hemingway versus David Bowie (from Labyrinth) – You remind me of the babe…
3. Which villain would most likely prefer to be your personal nemesis if you were neighbors?
a. Emperor Palpatine – Your trash is on my side of the lawn, you will pay for your lack of vision!
b. Professor Moriarty – Tough luck Sherlock, I don’t know where your unemployment checks in the mail have disappeared to…
c. Hannibal Lecter – Yes, I saw your in-laws, I had them over for dinner.
4. Name the wedding that would be most uncomfortable to attend.
a. King Arthur and Guinevere – Let’s choose Lancelot as the best-man.
b. Bram Stoker and Mary Shelley – Is that a draft I feel on my neck?
c. Yoda and Gollum – May the divorce be with you.